Fuck quantum mystics; protect the status quo!?

Einstein

If we think of the field as being removed, there is no ’space’ which remains, since space does not have an independent existence.

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.”

Hence it is clear that the space of physics is not, in the last analysis, anything given in nature or independent of human thought. It is a function of our conceptual scheme.

One has to find the possibility to avoid the continuum (together with space and time) altogether. But I have not the slightest idea what kind of elementary concepts could be used in such a theory.

Eugene Wigner

It will remain remarkable, in what ever way our future concepts may develop, that the very study of the external world led to the scientific conclusion that the content of the consciousness is the ultimate universal reality.

Max Plank

Science cannot solve the ultimate mystery of nature because, in the last analysis, we ourselves are a part the mystery we are trying to solve.

Niel Bohr

The common sense view of the world in terms of object that really exist “put there” independently of our observations, totally collapses in the face of the quantum factor.

Quick Guide to Magick

The three components of all spells and magick rituals:

1.  Set your expectation

• Know what you want in as much detail as possible
• What might you gain or lose?
• What might the world gain or lose?

2.  Fill expectation with desire

• What will it feel like physically, mentally, and spiritually?
• What will it look and sound like?
• How will it change you?

3.  Transcendence/ merger with the Divine

• Explode desire and self with all of your energy

The answer to life...

The answer to life, and all other questions is, "yes and no."

Gobble gobble!

Discordian Opening Ritual

By:   Prince Prance

1. Clap x5

2. The Erisian Cross:

“Light in my Head
Fire in my genitals Strength at my Right side Laughter at my Left side Love in my Heart.”

3. Trace Spiral Pentagrams at the 4 quarters & zenith.

4. Face East:
“Blessed Apostle Hung Mung, great Sage of Cathay, Balance the Hodge and Podge and grant us equilibrium.”

5. Face South:
“Blessed Apostle Van Van Mojo, Doctor of Hoodoo and Vexes, Give us the Voodoo Power and confuse our enemies.”

6. Face West:
“Blessed Apostle Sri Syadasti, patron of psychedelia, Teach us the relative truth and blow our minds.”

7. Face North:
“Blessed Apostle Zarathud, hard-nosed hermit, Grant us the Erisian doubt, and the constancy of Chaos.”

8. Look up (or down):
“Blessed Apostle Malaclypse, Elder Saint of Discordia, Grant us illumination and protect us from stupidity.”

9. Look all over the place:

“Great Goddess Discordia, Holy Mother Eris, Joy of the Universe, Laughter of Space, Grant us Life, Light, Love and Liberty and make the bloody magick work!”

10. “Hail Eris! All Hail Discordia!

Magick according to Phil Hine

What is magick?

1.A means to disentangle yourself from the attitudes and restrictions you were brought up with and which define the limits of what you may become. 

2.Ways to examine your life to look for, understand and modify behaviour , emotional and thought patterns which hinder learning and growth. 

3.Increase of confidence and personal charisma. 

4.A widening of your perception of just what is possible, once you set heart and mind on it. 

5.To develop personal abilities, skills and perceptions - the more we see the world, the more we appreciate that it is alive. 

6.To have fun. Magick should be enjoyed. 

7.To bring about change - in accordance with will. 

Christopher Hyatt Meditation Method

Christopher Hyatt Meditation Method 1 (From Undoing Yourself with Energized Meditation and other Devices)

Step 1. Sit or lie down. Make Faces ~ Stretch all the muscles in the face. Open your mouth as wide as you can, move the jaw from side to side. At the same time open your eyes as wide as you can. Move your eyes up and down and from side to side. This will begin to destroy tension, thereby destroying uncontrolled and extraneous thoughts generated by this area. Make many different faces. Do this for about 2-3 minutes. (A word of caution: While in the end these exercizes are meant to reduce and eliminate certain thought patterns, some might find an increase of new thoughts from previously "Hidden" places of the mind. If this is the case don't be concerned, since this will be a fine way to perform "mental house cleaning.")

Step II. Hum and Chatter — Hum from the depths of your voice box. Use OM or just MMMM. Do this for 1-2 minutes. Now using your tongue, chatter — DA DA — BA BA BA. Stick out your jaw as far as you can and continue humming and chattering. Do this for 2-3 minutes.

Step III. Shoulders to Ears — Pull your shoulders up as if you were trying to reach your ears. When they start feeling tired, drop them as low as you can. Repeat this 3 times in 2-3 minute intervals.

Step IV. Nose Breathing — With your mouth closed take in a deep breath inflating your chest and pulling your stomach up. Be sure to pull the belly in. Hold for a 7 count and then just let the chest fall and the belly relax. Repeat this 10-20 times. Be sure to allow an additional 7 count to elapse before your next inhalation.

Step V. Turn Head — Now bring your attention to your head and turn it from side to side as far as you can. Repeat for 2-3 minutes.

Step VI. Leg Stretch — Lying down on your back, hold your legs about 4 inches off the ground and stretch outward. Hold this as long as you can then let them drop. Repeat this 2-3 times.

Step VII. Quick Breath — With your mouth slightly open breathe rapidly, sighing as you exhale. Do this for 2-3 minutes.

Now lie down and sense and feel your body, for about 10 minutes. Note every sensation you feel. Now assume a meditative position of your choice making sure that:

(1) Your eye lids are not tightly closed, but simply relaxed.

(2) That your jaw is relaxed and not tense. Make sure of this by trying to stick out your tongue; if you have to lower your jaw, it was too tightly held. Check your forehead making sure it is not wrinkled. Once you are relaxed, either concentrate on your mantra or point of focus. For those students who do not have a mantra or point, we suggest Dr. Regardie's Mantram tape or simply OOOOO- OOOMMMMMMM. For students who wish or require specific images or points of focus, please feel free to contact us.

(3) Finally make sure your throat is not blocked by holding your head in the wrong position. Make sure it is straight. In order to reduce thoughts, keep the eyes relaxed and still, with your tongue touching the roof of your mouth. Do not move the larynx and again be sure that your jaw is relaxed. Meditate before eating, or wait for 2-3 hours after eating a heavy meal. It is also best if the bladder and bowels have been emptied before you start your work.

Comic of "Imagine" by John Lennon